Okay, yes, I am exactly the sort of shallow person who curses on Twitter solely to raise my rating on Cursebird, because I like having a cursebird rating. However, I am sticking by the word of the day, announced via that platform yesterday, as being "fuckweasel ( Read more... )

HAY GUESS WHAT, I FINALLY HAVE AN IDEA OF WHERE SLOT MACHINE PROPHET IS GOING AND WHAT IT'S ABOUT. Man, I am having vodka tonics for breakfast more often.

ALSO, I figured out that you can turn off that stupid bar about the new userinfo. Amazing how little I look at the upper right corner of that thing.

For eight days you have to post something that made you happy that day.

Short, to the point, and with no shmoop.

1) beachan posted new reclists that include awesome fics I have not before seen. Given that my current OTP is disturbing directly opposed to most of bandom's interests, this is no small feat, and I am filled with joy even though they are not ( Read more... )

I have grandiose plans for my night.

I also have a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Let's see which one wins!

(Also, Bacardi Mojito tastes like ass. Filthy ass, at that. So, now I have two kinds of drinks in my fridge that I can't drink but can't get rid of because I am So Goddamn Cheap and I might someday need non-alcoholic Beck's (which tastes like ( Read more... )

Here's what I hate:

Went out with verlaine tonight and had a fine old time (there may have been drunk emailing) and had a plethora of drinks, all of them of the "veeeeery heavy double" variety. On a basically empty stomach ( Read more... )

HELLO I AM LIKE HALF CUT ALREAYD AND IT IS NOT EVEN TWO PEE EM WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD THAT I MUST DRINK TO KILL THE PAIN ( Read more... )

PSA: Do not drink gin and tonics in very large glasses. Do not mix equal parts gin and tonic. Do not lather, rinse, and repeat.

ETA: "< !-- LiveJournal ExpressLane: You received this page before 23 free users ( Read more... )

Yesterday, my car briefly caught fire. After the fun was over (I am probably the only person who can call 911 to report anything else in a clear, concise tone of voice, and state the problem quickly, such as "There's a sheep on the road that's been hit by a car and is clearly dying," yet my call for my OWN emergency starts out with "I think my car ( Read more... )

There is always a bright side ( Read more... )

*spazzes*

OMG too fucking much shit to do!

*gets out chainsaw*

*bemoans lack of four day weekends*

*hates cut cards and incrementals with a mad passion*

If I don't walk the dogs tonight they will gang up on me in my sleep and kill me. Big Fido has the switchblade, I can hear it. To do this it would be nice to be able to stand in a completely ( Read more... )